The first Double

So if youve been reading this, you will have remembered my first two guys that I messed with were best friends. Well once I started being bad, things progressed. One day I was down at the park playing basketball and Boy 1 was there with his brother. To make a long story short, I ended up going to their house and sucking both their dicks at the same time. I'm sure there was a reason I wanted to do it, I don't remember really now.
Here's where it gets worse...Several years later, I ended hooking up with Boy 2 and his brother as well!

STALKER PART 2

this just is so sad i had to post a part 2

[him[
and remember when we played footsy in the library
remember all that?
?
now you ignore me
[You]
Report · 9:22pm
wat
ok
now u need to calm down
a. that was like the first day
b. that was the first day

Report · 9:22pm
nope
not just the first day
[You]
Report · 9:23pm
and footsie? ur going to base this on FOOTISE! ive done more than tat with GIRLS
please

Report · 9:23pm
what have you done with girls
?
have you kissed a girl
[You]
Report · 9:24pm
who hasnt!

Report · 9:25pm
look the seecond we stopped flirting was when you got back with [ex] and thats when" I freaked you out"
im taklking about making out with a girl? have you done that?
[You]
Report · 9:26pm
no horacio i got with [ex] cuz i like him. obviously if i had ne interest in u i wulda done sumtin about it in the past YEAR when u have continued to try to get me to be with you and i have tried a MILLION times to tell u but u just refuse to get it in ur head

Report · 9:27pm
so have you made out with a girl?
have you ever madeout with a girl?
[You]
Report · 9:28pm
is this ur businesss? im not makin out with YOU so it dont matter

Report · 9:29pm
im not asking that
im just wondering
hey
[You]
Report · 9:29pm
idc

Report · 9:29pm
remember the nude pics I saw of you
do you want to send me one please
[You]
Report · 9:29pm
when you WENT through my PHONE when i WASNT THERE
i just have ONE question

Report · 9:29pm
haha it was actually your comp
you created it an album
yes....
whats the question?
[You]
Report · 9:31pm
yea i realize i have those pics but it was NOT for u to see...and the question is WHAT will make u realize that i dont want you!!! :EAVE ME ALONE!

Report · 9:31pm
i dont know sorry
its just hard to admit it
i really cant help it
[You]
Report · 9:31pm

its just that honestly u look pathetic ...id understand if wed dated or if id even KISSED U OR HAD SEX W U...but we dont talk havent talked in a year n we never had nething enough for u to act that way

Report · 9:32pm
ok fine
do you want to send me a pic at least?
?
ill leave you alone
[You]
Report · 9:34pm
no i wont send u anything

Report · 9:34pm
what do i have to do?
its just that talking to you makes me horny
so i wanna see one of those pics
[You]
Report · 9:34pm
im not going to give you ANYTHING that is going to encourage u in ANY way are you freaking crazy?


Report · 9:35pm
please

STALKER

to every guy out there...
After 100 texts with no reply multiple times
Over the period of a year
After being smacked in the face and cursed out multiple times
After stalking someone for an entire year who has made it very clear that they do not want anything with you...PLEASE GET THE HINT, STOP LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE FOOL AND STOP TALKING TO US PLEAAAAASSSEEEE

i have a crush on you
[You]
Report · 9:06pm
i kno

Report · 9:07pm
how did you know?
[You]

um you dont exactly make it discreet darlin. u text me all the time u comment on my pics you always want to chill...how many times are you going to keep doing this crap

Report · 9:08pm
oh well
what can i say
[You]
Report · 9:08pm
nothing...stop!
i knew it...but i told u a year ago we were not gna be anything

Report · 9:08pm
why though
[You]
Report · 9:09pm
because we wouldnt work

Report · 9:09pm
yea we would
we can try it
[You]
Report · 9:09pm
lol april fools? please tell me youre not this pathetic

Report · 9:10pm
we can try it
[You]
Report · 9:10pm
i tried it an i already decided i didnt like u

Report · 9:10pm
no you didmt try it
you had a bf at the time
and i was jealous becaujse of that
that was not me
thats why im saying lets give it a try

[You]
Report · 9:11pm
i dont care if u act that way once then u ahve those tendencies and i dont want that

Report · 9:11pm
well but you wont cheat on me thats the thing
[You]
Report · 9:12pm
?

Report · 9:12pm
i don't have those tendencies
I just acted like that cause you broke my heart
[You]
Report · 9:12pm
i cant break ur heart when we didnt date n we werent even together and we only talked a few times

Report · 9:12pm
i know but still
I wanted something to happen
[You]
Report · 9:13pm
yea but just cuz you want sometin doesnt mean it will

Report · 9:13pm
and you let me on
[You]
Report · 9:13pm
or that the other person wants it
n i didnt lead u on
the minute i knew we wuldnt work i told u

Report · 9:13pm
you made it look like it
[You]
Report · 9:13pm
ok

Report · 9:13pm
no you didnt
you made it look like I was the guy for you
you always said that to me
you dont remember now?
hmm
[You]
Report · 9:14pm
horacio.....we are not going to ever b together. when will u get that through your head
Report · 9:15pm

i know you can fall in love with me
[You]
Report · 9:15pm
no i cant
you hope u wish and u imagine
i m not interested




now this continues to get more and more pathetic....please guys STOP BEING SUCH BITCHES OVER A ONE TIME CHILLING WHERE THE FURTHEST IT GOT WAS YOUR LEG TOUCHING MINE...COME OOOOOONNNN!

Poprocks :P

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988

People told me that once I went black I'd never go back. Well to this day, I have never dated another guy except for black guys. After Jeremy, I couldn't stand lovey dovey weak guys so I went on a search to find something so different that I would never have to gag over a baby again.

It wasn't hard to find. I broke up with Jeremy January 7, and started dating my REBOUND James on January 21. Every girl needs a rebound, and this guy was the perfect distraction. He was over 6 feet tall, massive, and a complete thug from Queens. I loved it. He played basketball religiously, and was never without a fitted. I was estatic to finally be with a guy who would ignore me once in a while. You know, a guy's got to keep you wanting more, or they're just lame.

Now the story I have to tell you is how my freakiness came into existence. We dated a few days before my best friend and her man took us back to their secret hookup spot. We started messing around, and I knoooow this is going to sound racist, but Poprocks came into the picture...I don't know why, but EVERY time I was around James, somehow he was eating Poprocks.

So we started off just laughing and randomly making out with them in our mouth, but then I got the grand idea to let the candies migrate south. We'll just keep it kosher and say that James Junior got a very up close and personal relationship with the poprocks. No boys, it actually wasn't painful.

Now I am sure that I will be telling you more stories soon about my excursions with James, so I won't spill any more secrets. But I am going to tell you another random story about another experience I had with Poprocks shortly afterwords.

I had some Poprocks in my room, and I was chilling with my best friend when I started wondering about what other bodily juices would make Poprocks pop. Somehow I came up with the grand idea to put them up my nose to see if they would pop. Nothing happened, so I continued on with my day. Later that evening, I went into the showers, and was delightfully scrubbing when I felt like my BRAIN began to explode! I shrieked SO LOUD everyone heard, and my best friend yelled from her shower "WHAT IN THE WORLD JUST HAPPENED?" I screamed back "THE POPROCKS IN MY NOOOSE!" Woefully as my brain exploded into magical fizziness. I felt like they were going to come out my eyeballs! Lets just say that you should never try that at home kids!

To wrap this up, I have two lessons for you. One is that a rebound fling is a grand way to stop worrying about your past relationships for a little while, and secondly, the way to a mans heart isn't through food or brains, but a combination of the two at the same TIME!

The First Expulsion

"The idea that one person could be all things to another person, satisfy every need or even more than one, is sentimental and mawkish."
-- Zack (from the TV show "Bones")

I fell in love. Or I thought I did. At the age of 16, who can really tell. I think it was mostly because I finally had to work to get him. His name was Jeremy, and he was my very first black lover. I did everything to get him, and in the end, I won out, even over some slutty airhead with huge boobs.

Well, we were doomed from the start. We weren't allowed to be seen together because we got caught messing around so many times. He liked me, then hated me, then who knows what else, but eventually I got him to ask me out. I was the happiest girl in the school. Or something like that. Everyone talked about us, which isn't surprising because 1. We were basically the only interracial couple, and 2. We were the horniest people in school. That's where the first expulsion began.

The most important thing you have to know is that my Father was the principal of my school.

So it was a Saturday, and we had just gotten off restrictions, and Jeremy could finally talk to me. He called me on the phone and told me to sneak into his dorm room. I was too afraid because I knew the guys would snitch, so I suggested that instead we go into the attached heater room on the side of the guys dorm because no one would go in there. I walked over, and we went in, and got down to business if you know what I mean.

Now apparently he had told 2 of his friends to go knock on the door if anyone was coming, and I was pissed because I didn't want anyone knowing, because other people always screw things up. So in the middle of things, we hear a banging on the door, and I get up to leave. jeremy was like "No, don't go, they're just messing around." Against my better judgment I stayed, and shortly after I see the door open and a pair of boots descend the stairs.

Now we were in a corner hidden from view, but my heart stopped. I knew we were caught. Why the hell hadn't I listened and just left? I just KNEW my life was over. I whispered to Jeremy "Those are not your friends shoes." And then he found us. The pedofile Dean.

I had my pants off, and as the Dean stopped in front of me I froze, expecting him to have the decency to turn around. Instead he stood there staring at my ass for at least a minute before slowly saying "I guess I should turn around." He continued to stare before finally turning.

Jeremy whispered "Should we just tell him to leave so we can finish since we're kicked out anyways?" I laughed and replied "That's what I was thinking." But in a few seconds one of the other teachers were there. My Father kicked me out of school, and I was sure I would never see my man again.

To make matters worse, I had to go meet his mother the next day to explain things, and she had lung cancer. We talked, and she went to the hospital for checkups. Apparently the stress pushed her over the edge and the next morning she passed away. Jeremy and I cried and cried, and made all these promises about how we'd stay together forever.

Sadly, within 2 months I became bored with the love emails and gushy phone calls and broke it off, thus ending the story of my first expulsion...For the moment

The True Meaning of BITCH

"Bitch: Being in Total Control Honey" - Author Unknown
"Bitch: Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons" - Austhor Unknown
"Bad Bitch: Totally mentally gifted and usually also fine as hell." - Urban Dictionary

What do you think makes a girl a "Bad Bitch" Is it Attitude? Is it Looks? Is it Actions? I did a poll and these are the results.

What makes a girl a "Bad Bitch"
Attitude [ 140 ]
Looks [ 79 ]
Actions [ 20 ]
All 3 [ 168 ]
Hot Friends [ 25 ]

A few interesting comments I got were:
"All 3 i only say bad bitch when i know shes really a bitch and shes hot ;D "
and

"Of Course if they're uber conceited about it, it ruins the whole thing...I think they have to be able to be confident without trying to put it out there...If they have to purposely draw attention to themselves, then they arent truly bad"
and
"No guys think bitches are hot, we don't want ghetto bitches who throw fits about everything."

Take the information how you want girls, but remember, you're going to get what you give

Don't say No, Ask When

"Good girls say "No!" Bad girls ask "When?" - Unknown

When you go to a small boarding school, there aren't that many opportunities to catch a second alone with another guy. You constantly have to be on the lookout, and trying to find ways to hide. I worked in the music room, which was full of closets, and the second my boss left, I made good use of them. This is the pathetic story of...DUHDUHDUH...my first blowjob.

So it was probably 3pm and the administration building was mostly empty. I was having a fling with this mixed guy Kenny (By the way, I'm never actually going to use their real names, just the names that remind me of them). I texted him that I was going to sneak into the music room and for him to meet me. There were two different closets. He texted me that he would be there in a few minutes.

I snuck into one of the closets and locked the door. My heart was beating fast and I was thinking of all the ways to hide in case we got caught. I tried to move music boxes around so that I could hide behind them, even though I knew there would be no way to hide if I did get caught. I texted him asking where he was, and he said he was in the closet. He had gone into the other closet.

I quietly opened my closet door and tiptoed over to his closet and opened the door. He had climbed up past all of the instruments and was perched on the very top shelf. I busted out laughing. It was funny to see the most popular guy at school hiding and scared for his life. I quickly ushered him into my closet (It had more space) and we started making out.

When it came time for me to give my first blowjob I freaked out. I had nooooo idea what to do. I thought I was going to puke everywhere. It wasn't that hard though, so girls who haven't done it, don't be worried. In fact, it was actually really fun.

When we left the closet I was so scared that we were going to get caught. Sometime during the middle of our session someone had come into the music room, but luckily hadn't opened our closet. We left seperately and i tiptoed out last, looking around for any signs of his girlfriend. (Yes, even back then I had a weakness for men in relationships.) My stomach felt sick, but hey, it needed time to adjust to the new fluids it had to meet.

When looking at the consequences, risking expulsion just to mess with some guy who already had a girlfriend, most girls would've said "hell to the no." But I was a bad girl in blossom. I not only said "when!" but I was the one instigating it. And it must've been some type of okay, because we hooked up on and off for several years.